Knifing the Butter

• Knifing the butter

1. Obtain a butter knife

• If you do not have on, go to Stabby McStabs Shop of Stabbing and purchase one
• If you do not have enough gold to purchase one, go kill Orange Mushrooms with a stick
• You don't have a stick you say…HOW BOUT YOU GO KILL A TREE STUMP AND GET ONE?

• Oh you don't have anything to kill the Stump with…well go the Free Market and say that you're buying Ilbis for 11,111,111 and when they other person presses trade you press cancel. When they trade you again put 1,111,111 and HOORAH! you have enough mesos to buy your stupid stick
• YOU DONT HAVE 11M??? WELL YOUR A NOOB AND YOU DONT DESERVE TO KILL JON
• …but still, everyone deserves a chance…go to a noob and tell them you can duplicate their items. When they put up all their items tell them to press tab+tab+space+enter which will cause them to automatically accept the trade while you happily press trade and take the idiot noobs items
• There, you got you stick now? Now go hunt Slimes until you have enough gold to go buy a butter knife

1. Now that you have your butter knife, take the knife and apply butter onto it

• This will make a very smooth kill…sorta like a headshot but with a knife

1. Find Jon with your Gaydar Cooldar
2. Stab Jon.