Gunning him

If you wish to continue with this state of the art step by step instruction of how to kill Jon we must ask that you have a Federal Firearms License, for this is a professionals only job and if you are not skilled with the gun you may end up hurting yourself.

• Gunning him

1. Go online and buy a pair of Nike SB What The Dunks
2. Next go to your local Phil Cassidy's Fully Cocked Gun Shop and purchase a gun.

• A rocket propelled grenade is highly suggested for the choice of the gun but if you can't afford it, just buy a pistol.

1. If you bought the RPG:

• Lure Jon with the Nike Sb What The Dunks
• If he doesn't appear, the shoes you ordered may be beat or fake; if this is your situation, go online and buy another pair
• When Jon appears, load the 40 mm launcher; 40 and 70 - 105mm warheads (depends on your grenade model)
• Once you have finished all these skip the next step and continue from where you creep upon Jon

1. If you bought the pistol:

• Lure Jon with the Nike Sb What The Dunks
• If he doesn't appear, the shoes you ordered may be beat or fake; if this is your situation, go online and buy another pair
• Press button on side of hand grip to eject magazine
• Insert ammo one at a time, with the rounded side forward, until magazine is full
• Re-insert magazine by pushing upward into hand grip until you hear a clicking noise indicating magazine has locked in place
• Disengage the safety by pushing down on safety lever at top, rear of gun
• Pull back slide on top of barrel to load bullet into the firing chamber
• Once you have finished all these, go to the next step

1. Next you will slowly creep up behind Jon
2. Wait for the perfect moment, for every moment is crucial in this process
3. Run up behind him and knock him unconscious with your gun and continue beating/whacking him with your gun until he is dead
4. Fire your unused ammo on local wildlife such as fairies and unicorns
5. Congratulations! You have not only killed Jon, but you have also brought home fairy thighs and unicorn hamstring to feed your family at home.