Burning him alive

Burning Jon alive is a more expensive task costing well up to $1000. If you do not have $1000 lying around to spend on burning people I suggest you try a cheaper way to kill Jon back on the How to kill Jon page.

  • Burn him alive
  1. Go online and order a pair of Nike SB Tiffany Diamond
  2. Go to Rotten Robbies gas station if you cant afford Shell gasoline
  3. If you go to Rotten Robbies
  • Load up your gas tank with diesel fuel
  • Visit the mini store and buy a few munchies
  • When your done filling up the gas skip the next step and continue from Safeway
  1. If you got to Shell
  • Fill up with Shell V-Power for top quality gas
  • If your poor you can just use the ordinary fuel
  1. Next go to Safeway
  2. Buy a lighter (if your poor buy matches)
  3. Buy some popcorn
  4. Buy a beach chair
  5. Travel to a playground with good scenery
  6. Dump your fuel all over a playground
  • If there are children on the playground go back to Safeway, buy some candy and then lure the children away with the candy
  1. Lure Jon to the playground with a the pair of Nike SB Tiffany Diamonds
  2. Put down beach chair at a good distance away from playground
  3. Watch him jump with joy as he tries on the shoes
  4. Throw match/lighter at playground
  • Make sure you are a safe distance away
  1. Watch Jon burn
  2. Eat popcorn